Rules of TH
1.1: Thou shall not use baby oil willy-nilly
1.1.1.0: Thou shalt not walk and drink at the same time
1.2.66.1: Thou shalt make the effort to attend any type of reunion, with the only forgivable reason being death of a relative or imminent death or yourself or relative (only applicable to members outside the M25)
1.5.13.6: Thou shalt not drop your brethren on their heads
1.23.3: Thou shalt not have brethren of greater handsomeness than thou
2.34.55: Sleaziness is next to godliness
2.3.9: Thou shalt live on a diet consisting of one of the following: Frozen packaged foods; Pre cooked home made meals; Microwavable or pre cooked homemade curry; Knor, pasta and ketchup
2.3.9.1: Thou shalt eat dinner in one sitting
2.3.9.2: Thou shalt exist solely on Rustlers BBQ Ribs
2.3.9.3: Thou shall not steal others food
2.76.4: Thou shalt display excitement in the form of a mini celebration
3.2.7: Thou shall not blow out TH for girls
3.7.1.13: Thou shalt not turn down bitches
3.7.1.13.1: Though shall hunt the bitches down
3.8.1.26: Thou shalt not sell out
3.8.2.18: Thou shalt get Ribena
3.42.8.6: Thou shalt always set one back one
4.1: Random bets always win
4.4.5: Thou shall not get chung
5.23.4.75: Thou shalt befriend local kebab vendor
5.43.54: Thou shalt live in Wheatley in your first year or else be cast out of 3/4 of all banter
6.1.12.36: Thou shalt only download material that one gets pleasure from
6.1.12.37: Thou shalt take pleasure in watching videos of Ken Bigley
6.2.99: Thou who does not banter, shalt not complain about lack o’ banter
6.632.696 Thou shalt look like Alkesh
7.8.1.1: Thou shalt always give agreeable reactions to Naomi de-cloaking
7.334.1: Thou shalt weasel
8.1.1: Thou shalt not covet thy friend in thy mind in thy sexual encounters
8.2.3: Thou shall take whores back to a hotel
8.5.91.3: Thou shalt not be aroused by talk of paedophiles
8.19.35.4 Thou shalt look really old when they are in their mid twenties
9.6.8.25: Thou shall refrain from fatties (breached by all)
10.2.5.2: Thou shalt not leave a log in the microwave
1.1: Thou shall not use baby oil willy-nilly
1.1.1.0: Thou shalt not walk and drink at the same time
1.2.66.1: Thou shalt make the effort to attend any type of reunion, with the only forgivable reason being death of a relative or imminent death or yourself or relative (only applicable to members outside the M25)
1.5.13.6: Thou shalt not drop your brethren on their heads
1.23.3: Thou shalt not have brethren of greater handsomeness than thou
2.34.55: Sleaziness is next to godliness
2.3.9: Thou shalt live on a diet consisting of one of the following: Frozen packaged foods; Pre cooked home made meals; Microwavable or pre cooked homemade curry; Knor, pasta and ketchup
2.3.9.1: Thou shalt eat dinner in one sitting
2.3.9.2: Thou shalt exist solely on Rustlers BBQ Ribs
2.3.9.3: Thou shall not steal others food
2.76.4: Thou shalt display excitement in the form of a mini celebration
3.2.7: Thou shall not blow out TH for girls
3.7.1.13: Thou shalt not turn down bitches
3.7.1.13.1: Though shall hunt the bitches down
3.8.1.26: Thou shalt not sell out
3.8.2.18: Thou shalt get Ribena
3.42.8.6: Thou shalt always set one back one
4.1: Random bets always win
4.4.5: Thou shall not get chung
5.23.4.75: Thou shalt befriend local kebab vendor
5.43.54: Thou shalt live in Wheatley in your first year or else be cast out of 3/4 of all banter
6.1.12.36: Thou shalt only download material that one gets pleasure from
6.1.12.37: Thou shalt take pleasure in watching videos of Ken Bigley
6.2.99: Thou who does not banter, shalt not complain about lack o’ banter
6.632.696 Thou shalt look like Alkesh
7.8.1.1: Thou shalt always give agreeable reactions to Naomi de-cloaking
7.334.1: Thou shalt weasel
8.1.1: Thou shalt not covet thy friend in thy mind in thy sexual encounters
8.2.3: Thou shall take whores back to a hotel
8.5.91.3: Thou shalt not be aroused by talk of paedophiles
8.19.35.4 Thou shalt look really old when they are in their mid twenties
9.6.8.25: Thou shall refrain from fatties (breached by all)
10.2.5.2: Thou shalt not leave a log in the microwave
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